Seven Habits of Highly Addicted Internet Users

1. Click on any list of n amazingly obvious facts.
2. Curse that fact that you clicked and swear you'll never click on idiotic list links again.
3. Write a post saying that you'll never click on any idiotic list links again.
4. Read comments on your post saying only idiots click on idiotic list links.
5. Respond to said comments.
6. Tweet how the Internet is full of trolls these days and pine for the good old days.
7. Read this list to the end.